Groundhog Day is for Varmint BBQ
01 02 11 - 07:04 Groundhog Day... big deal. Thanks for the news flash, but we already know that we're screwed for another 6 weeks. Like every year.All of the Weathermen & women across the Midwest have whipped themselves into a frenzy over the HUGE winter storm they've predicted for tonight & tomorrow. After listening to all the doomsayers for 24 hours now, nobody here in Detroit wants to hear squat from that fat, furry rat over in Punxsutawney. That is at least until we start getting some of that "Global Warming" those Bullsh*t Artists in Cali & DC keep promising us.
IMHO, this fat little varmint would better serve mankind, not as a weather prognosticator, but as an entree with a zesty BBQ sauce & a twice baked potato.
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